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Gig with Pat Dinizio of the Smithereens - March 13, 2009

Two new gigs:

03/26/09- Private Party in Chicago with Pat Dinizio of the Smithereens

03/29/09- Ronny's in Chicago, 8:00 pm

NEW EDNA GIGS - December 11, 2008

EDNA LIVES!

FRIDAY, 12/12/08, 8:30 PM
Underground Lounge
952 W. Newport
Chicago, IL
773-327-2739

SATURDAY 12/20/08, 8:30 PM
Miska's
2156 W. Belmont
Chicago, IL
(773) 935-5373

Edna performs at Film Fest Awards Ceremony! - July 9, 2008

Ballistic Edna will perform at the 48 Hour Film Fest awards ceremony Saturday, July 12 at 8:30 pm. The Fest/award will take place at The Portage Theatre, 4050 N. Milwaukee Ave, Chicago (773) 736-4050. The awards will be presented (and Ballistic Edna will perform at) around the corner from The Portage, at Nitecap, 5007 Irving Park Road, Chicago (773) 282-8654.

Marcella and Jim Interviewed on The Mike Kara Radio Show! - May 29, 2008

Marcella and Jim are interviewed by Mike Kara of The Mike Kara Radio Show. Listen here:
http://www.mikekara.com/ballisticedna1.MP3 http://www.mikekara.com/ballisticedna2.MP3 http://www.mikekara.com/ballisticedna3.MP3

JIM interviewed by PENSEYEVIEW.COM - May 29, 2008

PENS EYE VIEW.com Interview with BALLISTIC EDNA
Meet The Stars Behind “The Jungle Or The Stars”
There are so many stimulating and captivating facts about the Chicago-based alternative act Ballistic Edna, which you must learn. So let’s get right into it:
- First off, Edna tunes are constantly topping internet radio charts everywhere.
- “Smoulder” from their debut album “Minefield Tapdance” has been downloaded over a million times. Holy crap.
- The song, “She Will Return” appeared on Dawson’s Creek. And that show was huge. Really huge.
- “Soulseeker” is the theme to UK ghost hunting show “Soulseekers.” Makes sense.
- James Reilly, Marcella Donnell, Robin Malott and Jack Jerozal came together to form Ballistic Edna in a picket line outside a Gene Simmons book signing, first performed at a Shiite Mosque in Saudi Arabia, and were originally called “Magic Ass” (The band logo was a donkey in a magician’s outfit pulling a rabbit out of a hat).
While some portions of that last bullet maaaaay be the stuff of fiction, the rest of it certainly isn’t. And even if they didn’t do something like “defend themselves from a mob with exposed Gene Simmons posters,” they’re still pretty charismatic. This quality mixed with some alternative sound and a hint of “Middle Eastern Spices” create Ballistic Edna and their latest release, “The Jungle or the Stars.” The record, along with some of the band’s recent projects strives to pull together “something unreal,” and they defend their ambition adequately: “If you want to broadcast how horrible reality is become a journalist. We aim to take you to that surreal place all great art takes you to.”
You’ll know that Ballistic Edna is in your area for show if suddenly liquor store thefts are through the roof (you’ll have to read on for some clarification to this one). But watch out for the band in the future. Their newest tunes will soon be available on www.ballisticedna.com. Learn more in the XXQ’s.
XXQs: Ballistic Edna
PensEyeView.com: How and when did the band first come together?
Ballistic Edna: We met in a picket line outside a Gene Simmons book signing.
PEV: Growing up, what kind of music where you listening to?
Ballistic Edna: Marcella was fond of metal and gospel, Robin enjoyed The Cure and Nirvana, Jack liked Tool and PJ Harvey, and Jim listened to Gun Club and John Tesh.
PEV: Was there a certain point when music went from hobby to knowing you could do it for a living?
Ballistic Edna: When our song “She Will Return” got on Dawson’s Creek, and “Smoulder” was downloaded over a million times we thought we must be doing something right.
PEV: Tell us about your first live performance as a band. How did it go?
Ballistic Edna: It was at a Shiite Mosque in Saudi Arabia. Everything was fine until a backup singer’s interactive codpiece went haywire. A lynch mob trapped us in a corner but we scared them away by holding up giant posters of Gene Simmons.
PEV: From that first time on stage to now, have has your performance style changed, if at all?
Ballistic Edna: We now avoid horizontal dances with the audience and focus on beating the pants off the opening act, although we wouldn’t want to be there if that’s what literally was to happen.
PEV: What can fans expect from a live Ballistic Edna performance?
Ballistic Edna: You can expect Jim to fire up the crowd by setting light to his hair. The last time he did that the crowd got so fired up they called the Fire Department. It hurt a little but the siren and big red truck were a hit with the crowd.
PEV: Tell us about your latest release.
Ballistic Edna: Our new CD is entitled The Jungle Or The Stars. The evolution of technology takes us ever heavenward, but regressively progressive forces are killing the goose that lays the technological golden eggs.
PEV: What can fans expect from your newer works.
Ballistic Edna: Something unreal. We hate ugly realism in art. Reality is full of realism. Why put it in your music? If you want to broadcast how horrible reality is become a journalist. We aim to take you to that surreal place all great art takes you to.
PEV: You describe your music as “alternative pop with Middle Eastern spices”. What do you mean by this?
Ballistic Edna: We sometimes sound Middle Eastern, sometimes Pop/Rock. This used to be a non-starter for big record labels. But with labels dropping like white blood cell counts after a conjugal visit from Gene Simmons, we proceed under the notion that we can pull it off.
PEV: Tell us about life on the road for the band. Best and worst parts?
Ballistic Edna: At this level the best part is that we can still hold up a liquor store and no one recognizes us. The worst part is all the liquor we’ve been drinking every night while on the road.
PEV: What’s one thing that people would be surprised to hear about the band?
Ballistic Edna: That we used to be called Magic Ass. Our band logo was a donkey in a magician’s outfit pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The rabbit had the face of Magic Johnson, and a nice butt. There were more misinterpretations of that name than you could poke a stick at, so we changed it to something simple: Ballistic Edna.
PEV: When you sit down to write music what kind of environment do you surround yourselves in?
Ballistic Edna: We close our eyes in a quiet place. Through creative visualization we imagine ourselves as musicians with instruments in our hands, trying to write songs. 9 out of 10 times this doesn’t work so we pick up the actual instruments and flail away.
PEV: How have all your friends and family members reacted to your career?
Ballistic Edna: My father chased me around the back yard with a rake while my mother applauded. To this day I’m conflicted over whether she was applauding my decision to be a musician or my father’s decision to chase me with a rake.
PEV: What has been the most memorable part of the band’s career so far?
Ballistic Edna: The time Bret Michaels leapt onstage brandishing a lit sparkler in each hand, wearing only a barrel. We were playing “Dude Looks Like A Lady” and he thought we were singing about him.
PEV: When you aren’t touring or performing what can we find everyone doing in your spare time?
Ballistic Edna: Jim cleans windshields at stoplights, while Marcella teaches cockatoos to swear in Ebonics. Robin performs psychic surgery whilst Jack smokes oregano. And we all try to figure out whom exactly buys Jennifer Lopez’ CDs for the music.
PEV: If we were to walk into your houses right now what would be find?
Ballistic Edna: Policemen waiting to arrest you for home invasion. Thanks for the warning.
PEV: What artists have you not collaborated with yet that you would like to? Ballistic Edna: Brian Eno or Robin Guthrie. Or maybe John Tesh.
PEV: Is there an up and coming artist right now you think we should all be looking into?
Ballistic Edna: Khupera Tum
PEV: What one word best describes Ballistic Edna?
Ballistic Edna: Maestoso
PEV: Where will you and your music be in ten years?
Ballistic Edna: On top of the world and on top of the charts.
PEV: So, what is next for the band?
Ballistic Edna: A big thank you for PensEyeView.com and Richie and new songs available on www.ballisticedna.com soon!

EDNA TO PLAY CHICAGO PEACE FEST - May 9, 2008

Ballistic Edna will play Chicago Peace Fest Saturday June 28 at 3 pm. This large outdoor festival is just south of Lincoln Park Zoo at the corner of LaSalle and Stanton.

EDNA TO BE INTERVIEWED BY MIKE KARA RADIO SHOW! - May 9, 2008

Ballistic Edna will be interviewed by The Mike Kara Radio Show Saturday May 17 (www.mikekara.com)

BALLISTIC EDNA THIS SUNDAY 03/23 AT THE ORPHANAGE - March 18, 2008

Ballistic Edna emerges from hibernation with a live gig this Sunday, March 23, 2008 at The Orphanage, 643 W. 31st Street, Chicago, IL at 8 pm. Rumor has it we'll be joined by a guest star violinist.

Gig Blog - February 11, 2008

Ballistic Edna's gig at Kate The Great's Awards:

Jack Edna- For gutting it out on negative 1.5 hours shuteye and a keg of bean water.

Robin Edna- For the babysitterless slog from where the buses don't run , and six string alchemy.

Marcella Edna- For the any time, any place, soaring soliloquys and good will toward men.

Lars- For the obtuse, coming-at-you-sideways chit chat and squad car siren imitation.

j9- For the wine, cookies, and slaphappy backslapping.

The Audience- If you hadn't snorted the Boone's Farm I talked you into you'd have frozen to death on the way home. See?!

We're Millionaires! - February 11, 2008

Ballistic Edna's song "Smoulder" has been downloaded over 1,010,000 times. Now if we could only get paid...

New Photos! - February 6, 2008

New Photos from Ballistic Edna's appearance on Chicago Acoustic Underground's worldwide podcast just added. Don't be the last person to look at them!

BALLISTIC EDNA LIVE - February 2, 2008

Upcoming gigs:
February 9, 2008, 6 pm at
Kate The Great's
5550 N. Broadway
Chicago
AND
March 23, 2008, 9 pm at
The Orphanage
643 W. 31st Street
Chicago

Edna worldwide podcast! - February 2, 2008

Late November '07 Edna recorded several songs with Michael and Michael of Chicago Acoustic Underground. The performance/interview will be broadcast shortly. Stay tuned for news!

Ballistic Edna music on Soulseekers - November 30, 2007

Ballistic Edna's song "Soulseeker" will be the theme song to "Soulseeker", the excellent UK ghosthunting show (www.soulseekers.org.uk), thanks to Gil, SarahJane, Woody Wood, and Richard of Soulseekers, and Glenn, Scott and Guy of DSN. New mobisode coming this weekend!

FREE WINE at Edna gig! - November 20, 2007

Ballistic Edna, unplugged, live at Kate the Great's, 5550 N. Broadway, Chicago, IL, Saturday February 9, 2008, 6 pm. FREE WINE!

Ballistic Edna podcast to 28 countries - November 17, 2007

5 songs by Ballistic Edna will be podcast to 100,000 people the world over by Michael and Michael of Chicago Acoustic Underground. The songs were recorded today and will be broadcast in late December. Check out www.myspace.com/chicagoacousticunderground.

Ballistic Edna Podcast! - November 7, 2007

Ballistic Edna will be podcasted to over 100,000 people in 28 countries around the world, thanks to Michael and Michael of Chicago Acoustic Underground. Dates forthcoming.

Smoulder video world debut! - October 27, 2007

The video fo Smoulder by Ballistic Edna will be debuted worldwide on the Digital Syndicate Network 11/1/07. Fancy dress required!

GIG/INTERVIEW in CHICAGO - October 22, 2007

On 11/17/07 Ballistic Edna will be interviewed/recorded at a gig at the Chicago Acoustic Underground in Chicago. Thanks to the fantastic Michael Teach of CAU, the gig will be podcast to 28 countries a few weeks after it is recorded.

1 MILLION & COUNTING - October 22, 2007

"Smoulder", "She Will Return", "Titanic", and "You're The Man" have now been downloaded over 1,100,000 times. Everything counts in large amounts.

More New Hymns! - September 30, 2007

09/30/07-

New Edna classics "What Was That" and "Soothsayer" soon to be hot off the grill, get your plate.

NEW SONGS!! - May 3, 2007

Two new songs from Ballistic Edna's "The Jungle Or The Stars" forthcoming CD have been added to the streaming audio section. ""Woman" has a Smoulder-like vibe and features Andrea Else on violin. "Fire Below" features the beautiful interplay of Andrea on violin and John Williams on accordion.

New Old Photos - March 9, 2007

Old New Photos and New Old Photos. Hot Hot Hot.

THE MIC online magazine interviews BALLISTIC EDNA - March 2, 2007

The Mic: What got this band together and started in this business?

BALLISTIC EDNA: Our burning desire to not keep regular hours, to inflict tinitis on
each other, to breathe lots of second-hand smoke, and to find a job where we could
fail a drug test and still keep the gig. Actually, much music today sounds
like reality, or worse.

We strive to make something less ugly than reality. We wanted to sound
like what Venice looks like under a full blue moon.

The Mic: Who writes and produces all the material for the band?

BALLISTIC EDNA: The entire band produces each recording, and Jim did most of the
writing for our first CD, "Minefield Tapdance". We are all writing for our next CD, with some help from the ghost of Biggie Smalls. At rehearsal he'd nibble cheese food on our chaise lounge, occasionally adding a strategic "Hup!" or a "Hayoh!" Fran brought a squirt gun to rehearsal once and we haven't seen him since.

The Mic:The band played in front of or with any acts our readers would know?

BALLISTIC EDNA: Rachel Yamagata, Lonnie Brooks, and The Meat Puppets, and yes, that
makes no sense. We also played Doctor in front of Dr. Drew's house, just to see if he puts his money where his mouth is. He put his mouth to his cell phone and called the cops, the hypocrite!
> The Mic: Where can people access your music on the web?

BALLISTIC EDNA: www.ballisticedna.com, live365.com, itunes, CDBaby.com

The Mic: Any embarrassing moments on stage?

BALLISTIC EDNA: We caused a riot at a Saudi Arabian gig when a backup singer's interactive codpiece went haywire. And a wild bear attacked our drummer, Jack, at a gig in Minneapolis. Turned out Jack owed him $5, but the sight of them roll-wrestling across
the floor Daniel Boone-style was almost enough to make me go clean windshields at stoplights.

The Mic: Any good stories you want to tell us?

BALLISTIC EDNA:
The Dalai Lama stood before a throng of admirers.
"Who would teach me assertiveness?" he asked.
"F*** you!" a voice shouted from the back of the crowd.
"Alright...", the Lama responded. "How about Pilates?"
> The Mic: Who is the bands musical influence?

BALLISTIC EDNA: The Cranberries, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, and many others.
> The Mic: How did the band get together?

BALLISTIC EDNA: We met in a picket line outside a Justin Timberlake concert. We
weren't protesting that he was playing- simply the fact that so many people would part
with so much of their parents' money to hear him play. Try fitting all that on a 18 by
24 inch posterboard!

The Mic: What is your musical background like?

BALLISTIC EDNA: We are all more or less self-taught latecomers, although Fran has
had some piano lessons and Jim performed in police lineups.

The Mic: Any other members in your family that are musicians?

BALLISTIC EDNA: Fran's sister is an orchestra cymbal virtuoso who appears solo at poetry slams. Jack's mother can grate a cheese ball 'til it squeaks like Justin Timberlake, and Jim's dad howls like a husky passing a kidney stone. Other than that, no.

The Mic:What is the TOP reason why you want to play music?

BALLISTIC EDNA: We want to get rid of ugly realism in music. Reality is full of realism. Why put it in your music? We'd rather take you to that surreal place all great art takes you.

The Mic: What has been your best show?

BALLISTIC EDNA: Probably Summerfair in Chicago's Chinatown. When we took the stage
the crowd was buck naked, but standing still. By the end of our set they were all fully clothed, but dancing right out of their pants again!

SMOULDER DOWNLOADED 500,000 TIMES! - February 24, 2007

Ballistic Edna's "Smoulder" has been downloaded 500,000 times off DSN. This is only one site on the web where it's available. Total downloads are over 700,000. Whomever the 500,000 person is, please contact us and we'll buy you a beer!
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